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| The world's shortest fairy tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
"Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever
after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and
farted whenever he wanted. THE END | | |
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| So i saw this girl at a party the other night...
and she was really cute so i started wondering if maybe she was the kind of person who hated small talk..and didn't spend too much time hanging around in the bars..and maybe she had a beautiful soft quiet voice..and wasn't into playing demented mind games...and maybe we could fall in love right then and there..and maybe she wouldn't complain i don't make much money..and maybe she would always hold my hand in public..and always smelled good..and enjoy trying exotic interesting food while still having a love for cheeseburgers..and maybe her wardrobe was entirely devoid of purple garments..and not mind i wear one of the cheapest colognes that you can buy..and find it endearing instead of annoying that i like rotary telephones..and maybe she'd tell me that i'm good looking...and make me feel like i'm going places..and not be a vegetarian but have a moral opposition to veal..and when she did get mad at me, not stay mad at me for too long...and make the coffee in the morning at least 50% of the time..and bonk my brains with great regularity..and not look around the room all the time when we're at the restaurant...and tell me that i look cool when i drive..and not answer her handphone all the time when we're hanging out..and not talk bout her ex-boyfriends that often..and write me silly notes sometimes..and not be bothered that my overbite makes me a slightly messy eater...and not get annoyed if i sometimes listen to earlier Aerosmith's album in the car..and say that i'm dark and mysterious even after she's known me for a while...and tell me that i could be a model for a bestselling dildo...and give me backrubs on occassion...and not get mad at me if i call her when i'm drunk...and not get scared off if i get really attached...and not consider it a wasted day if we don't get out of bed..and although it's not vital, it would be a plus if she had an eastern european accent...and maybe she would scratch my head when i can't sleep...and have a pair of those knee-high leather boots somewhere in her closet...and not get mad at me that i never remember the rules for poker...and make me feel like i'm the only guy in the world...and give me the feeling that i can do anything...and make me feel better when i have a crappy day.
Anyways...so then i went up to her and tried talking to her...i dunno why but it was kind of awkward for some reason and so i went home... | | |
| The view from my room previously.
It's facing the Town's Padang, something like dataran merdeka.
The celebration lasted for 3days, day time like funfair with performances./
Night time concert-like events, even Ella was here.
Very yit lau, but very noisy, especially at night. But luckily it was during the weekend.
Fireworks only on the final night, and it lasted for about 5-10minutes. 
Here I was testing the different modes in my digicam.
I thought the photos below are nice.
But the actual view that evening even nicer, cannot compare.
Week was pretty productive.
Work, same old same old.
Friends came over for training, met up.
Shocking news from friends.
Shocking results at Old Trafford last night.
Offshore Miri in 2 weeks time. Great week ahead! | | |
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It's all about the he said she said..
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